A
week ago I brought you my annual midseason review, breaking the league as I
always do into a variety of tiers based on their level of performance and where
I expect them to go from here. This year, mostly as a coincidence, I had four
teams in both the highest and the lowest tiers—the Patriots, Chiefs, Rams, and
Saints at the top; the Cardinals, Giants, Bills, and Raiders at the bottom.
The
trade deadline is far behind us, and there isn’t much any of these teams can do
to change the basic makeup of their rosters. Personally I kind of like the
rigidity of rosters in the NFL in comparison to other sports, but that doesn’t
mean I don’t still get frustrated when I see talented players waste half the
season on a worthless team, or potentially great teams stringing along a
critical flaw.
So
I decided to do a little experiment. What would happen if the top four teams
were allowed to draft from the bottom of four teams for the remainder of the
year? And rather than just make this a thought experiment, I decided to have a
little fun, and I recruited my three friends three of my friends to
simulate this draft. I took over the Saints, Remy Millman took over the Chiefs,
Jan Jaro took over the Patriots, and Sam Young took over the Rams.
A
brief summary of the rules we used:
- This draft is for the remainder of this year only. As fun as it would be for the Patriots to snag Josh Rosen as the heir to Tom Brady, decisions should be made based on what most increases their chances to win a title this season.
- The draft will go in reverse order of current records, with a coin flip deciding the order of the Chiefs and the Rams. After the first round it will continue in a snake format.
- The salary cap does not apply. It would have been fun to have some cap restriction, but a couple of the participants were not all that into it to begin with (as you will see from some of their picks).
- All players come as they currently are, including current injury status.
- We all know this is dumb. The point is to have fun, and to draw attention to the good pieces on the worst teams in the league and the most glaring holes on the best.
The
Draft
Round
1
Patriots:
Patrick Peterson, CB, Cardinals
Saints:
Odell Beckham Jr, WR, Giants
Chiefs:
Chandler Jones, Edge, Cardinals
Rams:
Tre’Davious White, CB, Bills
The
first round was a story of value. These players all filled a need on the team
that drafted them, but they are also probably the four best players among the
bottom four. Peterson requested a trade earlier this year, and New England was
considered a possible destination until he worked things out with the
Cardinals. The Saints tried to bolster their receiving depth this week with Dez
Bryant, only for him to go down immediately with a torn Achilles. The Chiefs
have some good pass rushers but no one as dominant as Jones, and the Rams would like another attempt at revamping their secondary after failing this offseason.
Round
2
Rams:
Jerry Hughes, Edge, Bills
Chiefs:
Kyle Williams, DT, Bills
Saints:
Olivier Vernon, Edge, Giants
Patriots:
Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants
The
pass rushers went fairly quick in this draft. It’s a position that is extremely
thin at both the top and the bottom of the league, and after the first three
were off the board there really wasn’t anyone left to fill the major holes that
each of the top four teams has rushing the passer off the edge. Barkley to the
Patriots is an almost perfect fit, a player who combines the athleticism of
Cordarrelle Patterson with some actual rushing instincts, as well as being an
elite receiver out of the backfield.
Round
3
Patriots:
Landon Collins, S, Giants
Saints:
Kelechi Osemele, OG, Raiders
Chiefs:
Micah Hyde, S, Bills
Rams:
Jared Cook, TE, Raiders
The
most interesting thing about this draft was just how quickly the talent fell
off. In the first round each team got a Pro Bowl caliber player. In the second
teams were forced to reach somewhat for need. And now in the third every team
grabbed a high upside player who they can't be certain they can rely on.
Osemele is one of the best guards in football, but he has suffered through
injuries for most of 2018. Hyde is great at forcing turnovers, but in terms of
pure coverage ability he doesn’t match up with most top safeties. And Cook is a
known quantity by now, an athletic marvel who never quite figured out how to
use his remarkable gifts.
Round
4
Rams:
Robert Nkemdiche, DL, Cardinals
Chiefs:
Rodney Hudson, C, Raiders
Rams
(from Saints): Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
Patriots:
Star Lotulelei, DT, Bills
Round
4 kicked off with our one and only trade. The Rams are the deepest of these
four teams, and it made sense for them to part with multiple later round picks
to jump up and grab an additional top talent. That talent happens to be Fitzgerald,
a future Hall of Famer who has kept his career going as his athleticism
declined by moving into the slot. He’s the perfect addition to this receiver
rotation, especially with Cooper Kupp down for the rest of the year. The two defensive
linemen are a pair of former first round picks who haven’t lived up to the
hype, but with their athletic ability they have the ability to offer impact as
rotational pieces on the line. And Hudson returns to Kansas City, sliding in
either at center or guard to fill the weak interior of Kansas City’s offensive
line.
Round
5
Patriots:
Andre Smith, OT, Cardinals
Saints:
Janoris Jenkins, CB, Giants
Chiefs:
LeSean McCoy, RB, Bills
Saints
(from Rams): Budda Baker, S, Cardinals
On
the one hand, Smith is a well known player who has been around the league as a
starter for years. On the other, he is bad at football. McCoy is the best
player to go this late in the draft, falling due to a lack of need at the
running back position. He offers the Chiefs depth and playmaking ability at a
spot where they are thinner than the other top teams. Baker is an interesting
player, a talented young safety who flies everywhere on the field and makes
plays. Integrating him into the defense may be a challenge, but he offers
upside that few others this late have.
Round
6
Rams:
Derek Carr, QB, Raiders
Chiefs:
Justin Pugh, G, Cardinals
Saints:
Evan Engram, TE, Giants
Patriots:
Josh Rosen, QB, Cardinals
The
most interesting picks in the sixth round were the two quarterbacks who went off
the board. Remember, this isn’t about long term investment, so both of these
were drafted as injury insurance. A year ago I would have been skeptical, but
Nick Foles proved the value of a backup, and at this point I don’t hate the
picks. The Saints add another receiver from the Giants, the big and fast Engram
who will allow them to stretch the field down the middle in a way Brees hasn’t
had since Jimmy Graham.
Round
7
Patriots:
Kony Ealy, DE, Raiders
Saints:
Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Bills
Chiefs:
Lorenzo Alexander, LB, Bills
Saints
(from Rams): David Johnson, RB, Cardinals
This
was a round of flyers. It’s very likely that none of these players would
actually contribute, but the talent was worth taking a risk on. Edmunds is a big,
athletic linebacker who is still figuring things out as a rookie, but he’s the
only athlete at that position worth sliding into the middle of the Saints
defense. Alexander can slot into a variety of roles, as a pass rusher, an off
ball linebacker, or even just as a special teams player. And once again a
running back falls past the point of his talent. Johnson has been limited by
his scheme this year, and the Saints have a pair of quality backs already, but
the upside and versatility he provides is worth the last pick in the draft.
Best
Undrafted Players
Arizona
Cardinals – Antoine Bethea, S
I
have to admit, I did not expect the Cardinals to wind up having the most
players selected. To be honest Nkemdiche, Smith, Rosen, and Pugh probably didn’t
deserve to be selected, but even so this roster was stripped pretty much to the
bone. There are a few interesting young players like Christian Kirk and Haason
Reddick that could turn into something down the road, but the most useful
player at this moment is probably their veteran safety. Bethea is past his
prime, but he at least knows what he’s doing, and for a team without much else
going for it that’s probably the best thing they could ask for in their
secondary.
New
York Giants – Sterling Shepard, WR
There
are a lot of decent Giants players left on the board. Nate Solder hasn’t lived
up to his big money contract, but he’s a league average player at a crucial
position. Will Hernandez has had a strong rookie season, and Dalvin Tomlinson
is getting a chance to show his worth in the middle since the trade of Damon
Harrison. But despite losing three offensive weapons, their best player is
still probably a receiver. The bottom four teams were actually fairly deep at that
position, with other solid role players like Kirk and Jordy Nelson not being
selected. Shepard is a quality number two receiving option, capable of winning
on a variety of routes either on the outside or in the slot.
Buffalo
Bills – Jordan Poyer, S
Buffalo’s
offense is so wretched that most people don’t realize how well their defense
has been playing this year. The strength is at the back end, and we saw two
players taken from their secondary in the first three rounds of this draft.
Poyer isn’t the all around stud that White is, and he isn’t as versatile as
Hyde, but he is a quality option to man the deep middle of the field. He had five
interceptions a year ago and has added another pair so far this year, shutting
down deep passes so White and Hyde can play aggressive underneath.
Oakland
Raiders – Gabe Jackson, OG
It
wasn’t surprising that the Raiders had the fewest players selected. If Amari
Cooper or Khalil Mack were still around they absolutely would have been selected
very early, but the Raiders have worked harder than any team to strip their
roster to the bones. The most intriguing players left on defense are all young
athletes who have yet to prove themselves as consistent players, and no one felt
like adding Maurice Hurst, Arden Key, or Gareon Conley. The one place they
remain strong however is on the interior of the offensive line, and despite
losing both Osemele and Hudson in this draft, they still have a very good guard
in Jackson, arguably the best player left on any teams after we finished
stripping them for parts.
Biggest
Unfilled Need
New
England Patriots – Wide Receiver
There
were a lot of good receivers on the board, which makes it surprising that the
Patriots didn’t go that direction. They did add a talented receiver out of the
backfield in Barkley, but the fact remains that they are in need of a reliable
weapon on the outside. Brady hasn’t been as precise as we’re used to seeing
this year, and it would help him a great deal if he had a receiver he could
trust to win an average one on one matchup.
New
Orleans Saints – Edge Pass Rush
The
Saints got Vernon in the second round, but that doesn’t change the fact that
they are very lacking in threats to get after the quarterback from the edge.
They have a pair of excellent interior rushers in Cam Jordan and Sheldon Rankins,
but they haven’t gotten consistent contribution yet from rookie Marcus
Davenport, who they spent two first round picks to grab and is now hindered by
an injury.
Kansas
City Chiefs – Cornerback
While
it is looking like the Chiefs made a pretty good decision to part ways with
Marcus Peters this offseason, they still have a fairly serious hole at the
cornerback position. So far this year they have survived simply by outscoring
the opposition, but as the margins get tighter it is going to become an issue
that they can’t cover anyone. They had the opportunity to grab a couple
starting caliber cornerbacks in this draft, but they worked to plug other holes
in their defense, hoping that by improving their pass rush they could cover up
the weaknesses on the back end.
Los
Angeles Rams – Linebacker
The
Rams seem to have everything, and this draft filled a number of the weak points
on their team. Except perhaps the weakest spot, the middle level of their
defense. As run defenders their linebackers are capable if unspectacular, but
in the passing game they are horrific liabilities. They can’t dream of keeping
up with running backs or tight ends operating underneath or in the middle of
the field, which is a problem when they have to figure out how to beat teams that
boast James White, Rob Gronkowski, Alvin Kamara, Kareem Hunt, and Travis Kelce.