Every NFL team is in
the midst of training camp, which means this is a time of unbridled positivity
across the league. Every starter is in the best shape of his life, and seventh
round draft picks are emerging across the league to fill the holes in otherwise
stellar rosters. Every team has a chance at the Super Bowl right now, and fans
are buzzing with the anticipation of a promising season.
There’s very little in this world
I love more than inserting a shot of pessimistic reality into an atmosphere of positivity.
Right now there are thirteen teams with better than 40/1 odds of winning the
Super Bowl, teams everyone agrees have a legitimate shot. I looked over the
rosters of these teams, and I identified the one flaw that will keep each of
these teams from winning the Super Bowl.
Before you get too outraged by
the comments I’ve made about your favorite teams, understand that I’m taking
things a bit over the top. I would be stunned if anyone other than these thirteen
teams (excluding Carolina)
won the Super Bowl. There’s no such thing as a perfect team, and one of these
thirteen (excluding Carolina)
will find a way to cover their flaw well enough to pull out a Super Bowl
victory.
Pittsburgh Steelers 33/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Pass defense
A few years ago the Steelers
defense was declared “old and slow” by a number of pundits, and it’s looking
like they may finally be right. Pittsburgh
faltered last year because their defense could no longer keep up in the passing
or the running game, and while offseason additions may help them stuff the run,
they haven’t done much to help themselves against the pass. Their starting
cornerbacks will be the ghost of Ike Taylor and the eternal potential of Cortez
Allen. Their only hopes for a pass rush are second year player Jarvis Jones,
who had a grand total of one sack during his rookie season, and Jason Worilds,
a player who was considered a r disappointment until he put together a
surprising run late last season. Right now they have no one who has shown the
ability to generate consistent pressure and no one who can lock down receivers
on the outside. Their offense is good, but they aren’t good enough to keep up
with what a good passing attack will do to their defense.
Detroit Lions 33/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Coaching
Detroit is the only team on this list
replacing their head coach, after Jim Schwarz’s antagonistic ineptitude
torpedoed their season last year. They absolutely needed an upgrade at that
position, but instead they decided to go with Jim Caldwell. For those of you
unfamiliar with Caldwell’s work, here are his career win totals as the head
coach of the Colts: 14, 10, 2. His team worsened each year he was in charge,
going from a Super Bowl contender to the top overall selection in a span of
three years. A major part of this was the loss of Peyton Manning to injury, but
there is never an excuse for a team to win only two games in a season. Since
being fired for that debacle, Caldwell
spent a season and a half as the offensive coordinator for the Baltimore
Ravens. Last year—his only full season as an NFL coordinator—he oversaw the
worst season of Joe Flacco’s career and a historically bad running game. The
Lions haven’t had a quality head coach since Wayne Fontes, and it looks like
they’re going to have to wait another couple of years.
Carolina Panthers 33/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Don’t get me
started…
Let me make one thing perfectly
clear: these odds are ridiculous. Carolina
does not belong among the top thirteen teams in the league. They don’t belong
among the top twenty teams in the league. They had a good season last year, but
they aren’t going to repeat it. Their wide receiving corps is filled with a
bunch of third options rejected by the rest of the league, and they have
absolutely no one to play left tackle. Their best defensive lineman is facing
league discipline, and they lost multiple starters from their secondary. This
team might have a shot a few years down the road once they get out from under their
more onerous contracts, but this coming season they have no chance to win the
Super Bowll
Atlanta Falcons 33/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Depth
Hey Atlanta fans, how do you feel about an
encore? Last season the Falcons were crippled by their lack of depth, as
injuries forced them to fill out their starting units with players that likely
shouldn’t have even been on an NFL roster. This is one of the downsides of
trading multiple draft picks to move up and select players like Sam Baker and
Julio Jones. When they get hurt, it’s like losing four or five players. With
them back maybe fans could hope for a return to the success of 2012. But
already they’ve suffered another loss, losing their best defensive player Sean
Weatherspoon to a torn Achilles. And now they’re stuck with the same garbage
behind him they had to suffer through last season. Another injury or two
(inevitable in the NFL) and their entire season will go the same route it did
last year.
Philadelphia Eagles 25/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Offensive
limitations
Most people look at Philadelphia and identify
defense as their weakness, but they put the pieces together on that side of the
ball last season. They won’t be a great unit, but they have far and away the
best defense in the NFC East. A bigger concern is on the offensive side of the
ball, specifically with the loss of DeSean Jackson. Their offense was a
juggernaut last year as the NFL scrambled to adjust to Chip Kelly’s schemes,
but now that defensive coordinators have had an offseason to scheme the Eagles
will have to find other ways to succeed. The problem is that their offensive
skill players all do pretty much the same thing. Maclin, McCoy, Sproles, and
even Cooper all do their best work underneath and in the middle of the field. Jackson was the only
player they had who could stretch downfield, and without him defenses will be
able to bring everyone up to the line to stuff their quick attacking offense.
Indianapolis Colts 16/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Pass rush
Their running game is garbage,
but it’s easier to survive without a rushing attack than it is without a pass
rush. No team was as one dimensional with their pass rush last year as the
Colts were. Robert Mathis was all they had, and now he’s facing a suspension to
start the year. In the terrible NFC South this shouldn’t hurt their playoff
chances, but unless they develop someone across from Mathis they will have no
hope of getting pressure on quarterbacks. Bjoern Werner showed absolutely
nothing after being taken in the first round last year. Cory Redding has
averaged just under three sacks a season for his career, making him the second
most prolific pass rusher on their roster. Their secondary isn’t good enough to
shut anyone down, and the quarterbacks they will face in the playoffs will be
able to stand in the pocket for as long they want.
Chicago Bears 16/1
Chicago Bears 16/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Defense
This is a weird one. Normally
it’s the offense holding Chicago
back, but with Alshon Jeffery, Brandon Marshall, Matt Forte, and an improving
offensive line, they have the firepower to score with anyone in the league.
Last year it was their defense that did them in, and it will be the same story
this year. It’s not just one part of their defense either, with vulnerabilities
at all levels. Lamarr Houston was a great addition up front, but he can’t do
enough to save the disaster that was their defensive line last year. Lance
Briggs is barely mobile these days, and Jon Bostic did essentially nothing his
rookie year. Their worst position last year was at safety, and while you have
to give them credit for trying, I don’t put much faith in the additions of Ryan
Mundy, Adrian Wilson, MD Jennings, and Brock Vereen. Chicago’s offense can score a lot of points,
and they’re going to have to if they want to win this season.
New Orleans Saints 14/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Offensive
Line
No quarterback needs an offensive
line more than Drew Brees. His height has been an issue throughout his career,
an issue Sean Payton managed to solve by putting together one of the best lines
in the NFL. There was a time when the Saints had the two best guards in the
league and Brees never had to worry about pressure in his face, but that time
is long gone. Jahri Evans is not the player he used to be, and Ben Grubbs was a
disappointing replacement for Carl Nicks. They’re likely to go with second year
player Terron Armstead at left tackle, who struggled mightily when forced into
a starting role last season. His one notable attribute is speed, running the
same 40 yard dash as the wide receiver drafted directly after him, Keenan
Allen. Huh, maybe we shouldn’t use 40 yard dash times as the only way to judge
a player’s value.
Green Bay Packers 11/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Run Defense
The Packers have managed solid
numbers against the run the past few years by not allowing themselves to be
gashed by mediocre teams. But any team with a quality rushing attack can move
the ball on the Packers without trouble, and has been able to for the past few
years. BJ Raji is still traumatized by what Colin Kaepernick did to him two
years ago, and AJ Hawk has seemingly been in decline since he entered the
league. They improved at safety with Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, but he’s slow enough in
run support that he rarely makes a tackle within eight yards of the line of
scrimmage. Julius Peppers is still a good run defender, but if they insist on
playing him as a stand up linebacker his tall frame and limited mobility will make
it easy for blockers to get beneath his pads and push him around. The only hope
Green Bay has is that it can make it through the
playoffs without facing Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, or
their usual nemesis San Francisco.
Good luck with that.
New England Patriots 9/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Tom Brady
If I had any readers who were
Patriots fans (or any readers in general) they would probably rip me to shreds
for this. Tom Brady is above reproach after all. Never mind that last year was
the worst season of his career since 2006. Never mind that his completion
percentage has dropped each of the past four seasons, as has his touchdown
percentage. Never mind that his yards per attempt dropped below seven last
season for only the second time since 2004. Everyone blames this on his
receiving corps, and that’s undoubtedly part of the problem. But maybe the
decline of age that everyone has been expecting from Peyton Manning has caught
Tom Brady first. As we saw last year, the brilliance of Bill Belichick is
enough to get them deep into the playoffs, but without top quality Brady they
won’t be winning any Super Bowls.
San Francisco 49ers 7/1
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Secondary
San Francisco has some good safeties. Antoine
Bethea is an upgrade of Donte Whitner, and Eric Reed was one of the better
rookies in the NFL last year. But there’s one thing these two can’t do, and
that’s play in coverage against wide receivers. In fact, I’m not sure there’s a
single player on San Francisco’s
roster that can play in coverage against wide receivers. Chris Cook has
twenty-nine career starts and no interceptions. Tramaine Brock was a liability
as a third cornerback last year. Chris Culliver could barely keep up with
receivers before he tore his ACL. With Justin Smith slowly wearing down and
Aldon Smith’s availability always up in the air, their pass rush won’t be
enough to take pressure off their secondary. Unless first round pick Jimmy Ward
(another safety, for some reason) becomes an ace in the slot, quality passing
teams will be able to roll over their defense.
Denver Broncos 13/2
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Age
Much has been made about Peyton
Manning’s age. Even though he was the best player in the league last year, it
is very possible for it to fall apart within a single year, as evidenced by
Brett Favre’s 2010 season. But he may not even be the biggest age concern on
the Broncos. They are relying on players well over the hill at a number of key
positions, and it could easily come back to bite them. Wes Welker failed to
reach even 800 yards last year, and with the loss of Eric Decker he’s going to
be asked to take on a bigger role in their offense. DeMarcus Ware was brought
in to add a pass rushing threat across from Von Miller, but if he suffers the
same injury woes he dealt with last year in Dallas, Denver is back to the one
dimensional pass rush they had last year. The Broncos have placed three players
nearing the ends of their careers at crucial positions in their team, and if
even one of them falters they won’t have the talent to win the Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks 13/2
Why they won’t win the Superbowl: Offensive
line
The offensive line is the secret
flaw of this Seahawks team. Russell Okung is an above average left tackle and
Max Unger can play at a high level at center, but these two overshadow the
wretchedness of their other three starters. They’ve been able to weather it for
the last two seasons because of the elusiveness of Russell Wilson and the
physicality of Marshawn Lynch, but this is going to catch up to them sooner or
later. Lynch takes a beating every time he carries the ball, and he slowed down
as the season wore on last year. Everyone seems excited about Chritine Michael,
a player who couldn’t crack the active roster for most of last season. Without
a productive running game the pressure on Wilson
will only increase. He can’t keep running forever.